Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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Au!"

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!