Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit