Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.