What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....