What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.