One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Guy who collects legs.
Wave.
Nothing they've never met.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
I don't know, I just fly the drones
Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.
Because chicken came to his side.
Henopause
Cause he wasn't my Niger.
Cause they'll Pikachu
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A buccaneer!
Because the owner entered the correct code.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
