What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.