What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.