Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.