He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Damm, we do taste like chicken!
If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
Because a tuna can!
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
A slowpoke!
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Unreliable, you racist prick.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!