What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.