What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!