What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.