What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.