What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!