What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.