What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.