What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.