What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

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What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel