What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

Amd Jokes More Amd Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.