Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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Is he the McRib

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway?

A fast foyer transform!

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.