Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Remodel Jokes More Remodel Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway?

A fast foyer transform!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ?

Benny thing happening !

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...