Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.