Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Alkaline Jokes More Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.