Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Genesis Jokes More Genesis Jokes

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Alkaline Jokes More Alkaline Jokes

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline