What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.