How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.