How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.