What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.