What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

How does JokeExplainBot work?

Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.