How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet