What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Af Jokes More Af Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.