What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.