What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!