What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.