What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Because the ends justify the memes

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth