What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

See Jokes More See Jokes

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.