Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.