What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!