What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned