What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!