What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.