Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"