Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!