Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz