Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.