What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.