Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein