Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.