Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.