Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.