Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU"

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.