Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Who pays?

Germany.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU"