Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais