Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha