How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.