How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.