How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty