Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
It cracked.
A lumbering oaf.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.
Guacamole.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)