Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Because it was crumby.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Cut the rope
He cut all his fingers off !
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
An Avagadro.
Guacamole.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
The Forceskin.
