Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Both are a play on words.
They always bomb the punchline!
Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
An Avagadro.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
The Forceskin.
