How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?

Their, they're, there

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse