How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good