What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)