What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers