Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.