Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.