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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.