Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Jet Ski Jokes More Jet Ski Jokes

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*