It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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Coffee Mug
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
A Shatbook.
To remind them why there's no money in it
Topical meme."
You get the picture.
I've been framed.
Because it was framed
Tenplates
Photosynthesis!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
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Because the pictures were way to shaky......
A MUGshot.
Independent
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
because the owner will tell you
It was framed.
nophiltrum
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
JPEG
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
Cell shading.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A Cellfie
Shellfies
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
a Snapping Turtle
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
It defies logic
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because attachments are forbidden.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
With his North Pole-aroid.
Because he was a Tidal exclusive.
A: There aren't any pictures.
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Bad cam'ra
Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
A: By witchful thinking.
A: Easel-y.
Shellfies!
A shell-fie
All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip
Just kidding, I ran over it.
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
sELFie
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
Frodo-genic
Shelfies.
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there
It didn't make cents
Hue hue hue hue
Gas money
For identification.
Logging out
Nine months.
He was gladiator
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Cause it's an all mail business.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
Transparents
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
They'll always out number you!
Civil War
