Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

Japanese People Jokes More Japanese People Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.