How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.