What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.