What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook?

Most likely to Secede"

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What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!