Brexit Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.