Brexit Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.