Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.