Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(