Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.