Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

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What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.