Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!