Proper Tea Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.