Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
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Because all proper tea is theft.
Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because proper-tea is theft.
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Because proper tea is theft!
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Because they did not have proper tea.
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
An egg can stay in the cup longer
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Tea. It's an ant tea joke.
They drank their tea before it was cool.
He always had treble finding his keys!
Everybody hates Pilipinos.
A Kami.
They both ask for change and never get any.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
He brews it.