Because he was a kami!
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
A Ramen Manual.
Fall Out Boy
A Kami-kaze
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Because all proper tea is theft.
A Kami.