What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.