Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.