How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

M Jokes More M Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!